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If life as a complete is getting too overwhelming, then at this time’s Good Value or No Cube Corsica may be the panacea for that agitation and festering angina. That’s, so long as its price ticket doesn’t piss us off.
The three Rs we’ve been informed we’re purported to stay by are not “studying, writing, and ‘rithmetic.” As a substitute, it’s now “scale back, reuse, and recycle.” Southern California-based Powell Motor Company was means forward of the sport on this trifecta by constructing the 1957 Powell Sport Wagon we checked out on Friday from components sourced at native junkyards. That recycling concerned fully restoring the components, one thing our Powell wanted as soon as once more. Such a frightening job, coupled with the Powell’s relative obscurity, made its $8,000 asking worth equally difficult to assist. Finally, that fell in a large 88 p.c No Cube loss.
Have you ever ever partaken in an excessive sports activities exercise? Maybe you bungee-jumped off a bridge or zip-lined a chasm. Possibly you’ve tried to traverse Los Angeles’ metro system whereas avoiding getting stabbed or second-hand smoking some fentanyl-laced meth. For those who’ve achieved any of these issues, then kudos to you for surviving and never ending up a vegetative burden on society because of your adrenaline-addicted way of life selections.
Do you have to as a substitute extra generally select to draw back from hazard, controversy, and excessive coronary heart charges, at this time’s 1993 Chevy Corsica needs to be proper up your previous of us house.
Anybody on the lookout for an affordable technique to get round and completely nothing extra ought to discover this one-owner, clear title equipment of a sedan exceedingly interesting. It’s additionally, dare I say it, fairly kitschy in at this time’s market as few of those stay, having lengthy been seen as kind of a disposable digicam type of automobile.
The Corsica’s mannequin run started with ignominy, with Chevy deeming the mannequin solely match for fleet gross sales upon its debut in 1987. After exactly zero clamor from shoppers, Chevy made the Corsica obtainable to the broader market the next 12 months.
Based mostly on the J automobile (Cavalier), the Corsica was designed to fit between that automobile and the bigger Celeb/Lumina in measurement and worth. Modeling this middle-of-the-pack pretension, the Corsica’s drivetrain choices included the Cavalier’s fours and the Celeb’s V6s.
As a later mannequin, this one has the most important engine provided in a Corsica, Chevy’s 3.1-liter V6 with multiport gas injection. A four-speed automated ensures that the engine’s 140 horsepower doesn’t ever get too out of hand.
In accordance with the humorous description within the advert, the automobile was initially offered in Colorado, and therefore, it’s strong and free from rust as a result of that Mountain Time State shuns salt for street de-icing. It’s now provided by the second-hand vendor in Lincoln, Nebraska, the place, apparently, they do salt the roads.
Painted in equipment white over what the vendor says is a “whorehouse pink” velour inside, the Corsica is in surprisingly respectable form for its age and goal in life. Positive, every bumper nook reveals some car parking zone scrapes within the paint, however that appears to be the one aesthetic difficulty the automobile suffers.
These late-in-the-game fashions have an airbag within the steering wheel and common seatbelts reasonably than the door-mounted belts of earlier editions. These by no means appear to suit fairly proper. In fact, passengers don’t get an airbag, so select your companions properly.
Mechanically, the automobile appears to be OK, too. The advert solely tells us that the engine “by no means will get too sizzling and isn’t actively leaking something on the bottom.” It’s a Chevy OHV V6, so there’s not a lot to go improper with it or to fret about if one thing does.
In case your kink is rental automobile stylish, this Corsica has a lot to supply. It additionally has enchantment must you be of restricted means or are a Scrooge McDuck-style skinflint, as the value is a mere $2,500. Is an previous Corsica—clear as it could be—the most effective use of even that paltry sum of cash?
What do you say? Is that this Corsica purchase at that $2,500 asking worth? Or do the value and the automobile have you ever merely saying goodbye?
You resolve!
Fb Market out of Lincoln, Nebraska, or go right here if the advert disappears.
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